did you know that if you pretend to shake salt in your mouth you can actually taste salt? try it out!
welcome to 6th grade you’ve just been owned
*flicks holy water at screen* evil spirits begone, the power of christ compels you
come back evil spirits i didn’t mean it
ginger ale kitkats
green tea kitkats
soy sauce kitkats?!!?!
sweet potato kitkats
are you telling me i could have a varied meal that consists entirely of kitkats
tall warrior woman wearing heavy armor and wielding a two-handed weapon leaning over so her princess girlfriend can stand on tippy-toes to kiss her on the cheek
tall, regal princess wearing heavy robes and a heavy crown leaning over so that her warrior girlfriend can stand on tippy toes to kiss her on the cheek
Strength is being able to crush a tomato.
Dexterity is being able to dodge a tomato.
Constitution is being able to eat a bad tomato.
Intelligence is knowing a tomato is a fruit.
Wisdom is knowing not to put a tomato in a fruit salad.
Charisma is being able to sell a tomato based fruit salad.
I AM SO FUCKING DONE
Press that play button, everyone. You’re in for more than you expect.